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turkey turd

tur·key turd (tûrkee tûrd)

n. vulgar, yet humerous

1. The bowel movement that occurs the Saturday after Thanksgiving that is typically a minimum of twelve inches long, sometimes reaching lengths of over two feet. Typical fecal contents include digested turkey, stuffing, corn (intact), mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy, beer, etc.
"This morning, I took a MONSTER turkey turd...I feel like a million bucks right now!"
turkey turd by Judge Smails November 29, 2005
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turkey turd

Turkey Turds are the massive gravy poop you take the day after thanksgiving once everything is digested. The remnants of Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Stuffing, Green Beans, and Beer. Also will include full pieces of corn. Usually consisting of 3 full waves over 15 minutes, the Turkey Turd can take an extreme toll on the body.
Matt "Dude where'd you go? You were gone for like 20 Minutes"

Sam "I just took a massive turkey turd."
turkey turd by sEaKm November 27, 2012

Turkey Turd

Somebody who acts in a goofy or aloof manner, typically used affectionately
"Dahlia was being a turkey turd last night, she reorganized all my books by height and reverse alphabetical order"

turd turkey 

a rehab resistant drug addict.
Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).
turd turkey by Dr.Argues July 3, 2010

Turkey turds 

It is grill appetizer with a slice of chicken, cream cheese, and a piece of jalapeno all wrapped in bacon. They are called turkey turds because they look like a turkey dropping once cooked.
Lets make some turkey turds for the barbeque tonight.
Turkey turds by Polar007 October 28, 2012
A massive plate of turd kept on a table with candles and all, for turdsgiving
Sasha: I will be serving turdkey for turdsgiving

turdkey baster 

There was a turdition of turdkey bastering on Holi. Some dimwits used to turdkey baster people on the streets during Holi.
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