by sEaKm September 05, 2013
Turkey Turds are the massive gravy poop you take the day after thanksgiving once everything is digested. The remnants of Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Stuffing, Green Beans, and Beer. Also will include full pieces of corn. Usually consisting of 3 full waves over 15 minutes, the Turkey Turd can take an extreme toll on the body.
Matt "Dude where'd you go? You were gone for like 20 Minutes"
Sam "I just took a massive turkey turd."
Sam "I just took a massive turkey turd."
by sEaKm November 23, 2012
Manstagram is the act of a man taking a faux instagram picture. The Colors are distorted and there is almost always partial nudity.
by sEaKm December 02, 2012