Turkey Stuffer

When a couple breaks up before attending college and then come home during Thanksgiving break to have sex.

Bro, I can't wait to go home and see Jenny! So stoked for the Turkey Stuffer!

by Clark 208 August 31, 2012

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Turkey Stuffer

One who inserts their fist (and other possible parts of the arm) into very large, loose women.

I was very popular in college, because my daddy taught me how to be a decent turkey stuffer

by krakho December 9, 2008

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Turkey Stuffer

When a Virgin male finger bangs a pregnant husky women

Timmy- holy buddy don't tell me you did what I think you did with becky you fucking turkey Stuffer
Eric - how did you know?

by TaintedTaint44 October 14, 2025

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Houston Stuffed Turkey

The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina.

Steven: "Yeah bro I hooked up with this chick last night and gave her the ole Houston Stuffed Turkey."
Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"

by CockWrestle2000 February 3, 2015

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A stuffed turkey basically starts as a threesome with one guy getting head from a girl while another guy is getting the girl doggystyle in the pooper. The stuffed turkey happens when one of the guys gets off in the girls mouth at the same time the other guy gets off in her asshole.

After Amber received the stuffed turkey, she couldn't figure out which hole to wipe out first.

by Ole Chiddie Chad September 19, 2008

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Louisiana Stuffed Turkey

When a man is eating out a woman, if she quiefs in his mouth and causes him to puke in her vagina, he closes her legs, duct tapes them shut and throws her in an oven.

Guy 1- "Okay, so I was eating her out, right, but then she has the nerve to quief! I had no choice but to turn her into a Louisiana Stuffed Turkey."

Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."

by Peter Willy April 18, 2011

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