turkey sandwhich 

To give or have Oral Intercourse

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a wicked turkey sandwhich last night!
Guy 2: With extra gravy?
Guy 3: Sraight out of the oven?

turkey sandwhich by Jimmy&spence November 13, 2007

turkey sandwhich 

1)a sandwhich made out of turkey
2) being completley owned by someone

1) dude this turkey sandwhich kicks ass
2) DUDE U HAV JUST BEEN TURKEY SANDWHICHED FOO

turkey sandwhich by WANG CHANG July 5, 2004

turkey sandwhich bitch 

When ur girlfriend keeps naking you ham sandwhichs for luch and you tell that bitch i dont want no ham sandwhich bitch i want a turkey sandwhich bitch.

when i found another ham sandwhich in my luch box again i told that bitch to make me a turkey sandwhich bitch.

turkey sandwhich bitch by big john12157 December 16, 2008

Hot Turkey Sandwhich 

Janky ass sex with a woman. In order to make a Cold Turkey Sandwhich substitute your live woman with a dead woman.

Greg had a Hot Turkey Sandwhich with Katie, but then afterward had a Cold Turkey Sandwhich with Mother Theresa's corpse.

Hot Turkey Sandwhich by Spence January 26, 2005

abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln 

what have you done

Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.

abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

open-faced turkey sandwich 

The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.

since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich

open-faced turkey sandwich by P-Dubious February 28, 2009

Texas turkey sandwich 

You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!

Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today

Texas turkey sandwich by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019