11 definitions by Spence
you go to the doctor to get ur balls checked. the doctor tells u their not working... so they cut them off.
by Spence August 25, 2004
The act of giving a back-alley abortion and forcing your patient to pay for it with sex. Warning: One disgraceful thomas may lead to another.
by Spence January 24, 2005
a rice burner is a small vehicle of some sort, many many stickers that say this is fast but really isn't, a 1/2 inch exhaust leading into a $300 buck coffee can muffler, a huge rear wing that at maybe 300 mph could take off, the Bling Bling and all that other shit, ground effects that add much more weight to the piece of shit, then theres the wheels and rims that cost alot more then the entire car it self. the driver of the vehicle thinks he or she is the shit of the world well they are the shit, the shit I just left behind me. also theres the engine modifications that would include chrome covers colorful wiring and other crap but the engine is still stock, the turbo is usually burnt because they don't know how to cool them off when they shut the engine down. and finally they talk shit saying that they beat all kinds of cars, vettes, f1's all the same shit to them, they just don't give up.
when I drive my 71 nova around with its 427 don't even think about racin unless you have 1 grand in cash, because you'll be behind be all the way.
by Spence February 23, 2004
Turn your head to the left - it's a smiling guy in a Klan-hat.
Turn your head to the right - it's a perverted construction worker.
Turn your head to the right - it's a perverted construction worker.
Because I am not a racist, no example will be given for the smiling guy in a Klan-hat, but, here is an example of the perverted construction worker:
sweetiechick1234:"My parents are out having dinner. Wanna come over?"
guy9943823190433:"<:D"
sweetiechick1234:"My parents are out having dinner. Wanna come over?"
guy9943823190433:"<:D"
by Spence November 24, 2004
Janky ass sex with a woman. In order to make a Cold Turkey Sandwhich substitute your live woman with a dead woman.
Greg had a Hot Turkey Sandwhich with Katie, but then afterward had a Cold Turkey Sandwhich with Mother Theresa's corpse.
by Spence January 27, 2005
one of the best vehicle manufactures out there, if you want a bumpy ride going down a road buy ford, and buy a chevy if you don't, not to mention the distributor doesn't get wet because its at the rear of the engine, unlike the ford that has teh distributor at the front. stupid eh.
by Spence February 23, 2004
That was an awesome turkey bomb mom!
by Spence January 27, 2005