Spence's definitions

Eunuch

A man/boys whos balls are not working are to be removed...

you go to the doctor to get ur balls checked. the doctor tells u their not working... so they cut them off.

by Spence August 24, 2004

chevy

one of the best vehicle manufactures out there, if you want a bumpy ride going down a road buy ford, and buy a chevy if you don't, not to mention the distributor doesn't get wet because its at the rear of the engine, unlike the ford that has teh distributor at the front. stupid eh.

ford sucks the end,

by spence February 22, 2004

Hot Turkey Sandwhich

Janky ass sex with a woman. In order to make a Cold Turkey Sandwhich substitute your live woman with a dead woman.

Greg had a Hot Turkey Sandwhich with Katie, but then afterward had a Cold Turkey Sandwhich with Mother Theresa's corpse.

by Spence January 26, 2005

turkey bomb

When one dumps on his woman's chest after performing a Hot Turkey Sandwhich.

That was an awesome turkey bomb mom!

by Spence January 26, 2005

Janky

Sketchy in a negative way; Questionable; Dubious

Any Hot Turkey Sandwhich is janky, but it is especially janky when done in the alley behind a bar with a close relative.

by Spence January 26, 2005

<:D

Turn your head to the left - it's a smiling guy in a Klan-hat.
Turn your head to the right - it's a perverted construction worker.

Because I am not a racist, no example will be given for the smiling guy in a Klan-hat, but, here is an example of the perverted construction worker:

sweetiechick1234:"My parents are out having dinner. Wanna come over?"
guy9943823190433:"<:D"

by Spence November 23, 2004

stash box

a small tin used to store marijuana usualy with a colourfull design on the box, or somthing that will not rais suspicion to the contents of said box. stash boxes can be anything from mint tins, toa wood leaf shaped box.

shit boy, my mom found my stash box... now i got no chron for the later times. haha she thought it was candy.

by spence July 8, 2006