A turkaphile is a turkish paedophile, they can be found lurking around high schools and also have the heaviest touch when playing any sport game.
E: He's absolutely shite at soccer, he has the worst touch ever.
S: He's a turkaphile man, heaviest touch I ever seen
S: He's a turkaphile man, heaviest touch I ever seen
by iKielo1 February 3, 2009