Turde is a french-gourmet turd. It is brewed fresh from a cow that was fed a diet of steak for 2 months. The steak is seasoned with spices and salt. The steak MUST be baked to perfection. The cow then plants a juicy, round, smooshy, light bronze-coloured turd. It's aroma attracts flies and even animals that don't eat shit. It is the tastiest of morsels to all animals, and many humans. The only place to find it is in France. Yum.
Pronunciation: Ter-day
Pronunciation: Ter-day
Yo bitch Niagga!!! I watched some french peeps make a turde! It made me sooo hungry, it looked great!
by Jewsus! December 9, 2008
A turd is someone you hate immediately without even knowing them.
Nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.
There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”
This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...
Nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.
There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”
This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...
"That little ‘wannabe’ surfer guy with the Hawaiian shirt, khaki slacks and mussed up blond hair keeps hitting on my wife. He is one fucking Turd who is creeping me out."
by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013
Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.
From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet
by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
The turdness of it all.
by Reggie Bush Heisman November 20, 2015
by lebanesedickbutt March 24, 2015
“What are you doing?”
“Turding”
“Turding”
by le turd July 23, 2019
Chad : Oh Kiersten I could sit here with you and caress you body for hours.
Kiersten : Thanks Chad by the way did you Shit Your Pants?
Chad: Uh no it was probally Steve!
Kiersten : Why would Steve be in my apartment on a Friday night while we were cuddling?
Chad : Well you know how strong his Turds are the smell can linger for miles!
Kiersten : True that is so true about Steve!
Kiersten : Thanks Chad by the way did you Shit Your Pants?
Chad: Uh no it was probally Steve!
Kiersten : Why would Steve be in my apartment on a Friday night while we were cuddling?
Chad : Well you know how strong his Turds are the smell can linger for miles!
Kiersten : True that is so true about Steve!
by SlopNChop March 22, 2017