Turde 

Turde is a french-gourmet turd. It is brewed fresh from a cow that was fed a diet of steak for 2 months. The steak is seasoned with spices and salt. The steak MUST be baked to perfection. The cow then plants a juicy, round, smooshy, light bronze-coloured turd. It's aroma attracts flies and even animals that don't eat shit. It is the tastiest of morsels to all animals, and many humans. The only place to find it is in France. Yum.

Pronunciation: Ter-day

Yo bitch Niagga!!! I watched some french peeps make a turde! It made me sooo hungry, it looked great!

Turde by Jewsus! December 17, 2008

tangerine turd 

Trump

They flushed the tangerine turd out of oval orifice

tangerine turd by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

Amber Turd 

Reference to Amber Heard's photo that she texted to Johnny Depp during their divorce showing a huge piece of human feces on his bed, complete with wipe marks on the white sheets. She claimed it was from his 4 pound teacup yorkie. Looked like Mike Tyson might have left it.

When you suddenly realize that you'll be known forever as "Amber, the batshit-crazy bed shitter", aka Amber Turd.

Amber Turd by Saka Hoki April 22, 2022

Amber Turd 

Taking a huge shit on your partners side of the bed and leaving it for them to discover after an argument.

"I left him an Amber Turd this morning after he called me a bitch"

"You'll get an Amber Turd for that one!"

Amber Turd by Smackmesoftly April 23, 2022

Amber Turd 

A large walking, breathing pile of feces that was created by dark magics. She wears a human disguise of Amber Heard, but is really a living demonic turd. It lives off cheap booze and coke and was created only to ruin lives of successful men.

Wears a ton of cheap makeup and a blonde wig to fit in.
Amber Turd is like a leech or infection unlike the sexy counter part, the succubus who is a magical enchanting breathe taking beauty who sucks out your soul.

"Beware in Hollywood of who you hire!" "Do extended background checks and drug tests to avoid an Amber Turd infection!"
"Make sure to check the woman's hair, if its blonde scan them to make sure its human or a demon turd human."

Amber Turd by ravenscar February 28, 2021

Amber Turd 

The most evil, abusive, nastiest actress ever. Amber Turd (amber heard) pooped on Johnny Depp's bed then went to Coachella. Then blamed it on their tea cup Yorkies who can't even take a shit that big. 🛏️💩👧🏼

Amber Turd took a dump on my pillow!

Amber Turd by centipedes are scary April 27, 2022

Amber Turd 

Scum of the earth

Bruh, we should try getting google to autocorrect to "Amber Turd" instead of "Amber Heard" because she is one

Amber Turd by IntriguingKid November 14, 2020