Turd-buster

One who busts turds, particularly in the workplace. A person who defecates.

Serge, a semi-boss here, bust turds all the time and they stink, he sucks. He is a turd-buster.

by rainbowfizz October 22, 2004

Chapter Stealer

Someone who reads a book/magazine at the bookstore but does not buy the book.

Aunty Beef: Just went and read 4 chapters of PRide and Prejudice, pretty good stuff. Was $2 short of buying it. Will go back tomorrow. Maybe I should just sit in the bookshop and read a few chapters each lunchtime and save myself $9.90

Toof: You are a dirty Chapter Stealer.

by rainbowfizz October 22, 2004