turd of mouth

Being informed of, by way of oral dictation, shit-talking going on behind your back.

Billy: How did you hear that Jamal said you had a seagull dick?

Jeff: Turd of mouth.

by Arthur Riddic Oldman August 22, 2012

Turd of Mouth

Australian comedy Podcast reviewing shit reviews. Totes meta. Top 10 in comedy charts on iTunes. Fookin hilarious.

Hey douchebag, you heard any good new funny podcasts recently?

Yeah mate, fuckin Turd of Mouth ey.

by Sum Yun Guy III November 05, 2018

mouth turd

A wad of chewed up chewing tobacco that has been spat out on the ground such that it looks like a dog turd. These are most frequently seen around golf courses and people will declare that someone has not cleaned up after their dog when upon closer examination it is determined that it is in fact a mouth turd.

Golfer 1: Dude watch out, don't step in that dog crap !! I can't stand it when people don't clean up after their dog !
Golfer 2: Relax man ! It's just a mouth turd.

by oibeachnc June 15, 2009

Mouth Turd

When an intoxicated individual consumes too much food, and then begins to secrete a turd-like substance out the mouth, resulting in a turd shaped vomit. It is often found leaving serious skid marks

It was Chris' mouth turd. Looks like an orange shit.

by bighorse123 February 26, 2011

Turd-Mouth

A guy who thinks that taking selfies of himself sucking on a big round brown thing will impress his friends.

Hey, doesn't that turd-mouth look like he's sucking a BBC?

by Wordsmithstonian April 14, 2021