Turd Tickle 

Turd tickle: nailing someone in the butt.

She's such a skank that I wouldn't even turd tickle her!

Turd Tickle by Alpha Male May 31, 2018

Turd Tickle 

The feeling you get when you need to take a shit

I took a piss but then felt a turd tickle, so I headed for the stall.

Turd Tickle by ThatLarry Guy August 11, 2010

Torridge turd tickler

An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.

Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.

Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you

Torridge turd tickler by C.H.Ungs October 16, 2019

turd tickler 

A gay man's penis. Also may refer to a straight man's penis, if straight man is engaged in buttsecks.

Toby wanted to take Geoff's turd tickler for a spin.

turd tickler by Pissening January 15, 2014

Turdsickle 

An informal insult that is used toward someone who is rude, poorly mannered, or annoying.

"Screw you, mom!" Kim said. "You are a turdsickle!" Kris replied.

Turdsickle by Looneydog3 December 14, 2022