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Turbodrunk 

The most cost and time effective way of getting drunk. Consists of taking 4-6 shots in rapid succession, resulting in a sudden, very temporary intoxication.
I had three double shots, got turbodrunk, twerked in the parking lot, then went to bed.
Turbodrunk by sausagelord November 2, 2014
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Turbodeuce 

a variation of the "#2"; with high explosiveness. Extreme projectile diarrhea.
"Yo brad why did you run out in the middle of that board meeting?"

"I totally had an intestinal meltdown and killed the office toilet with a turbodeuce."
Turbodeuce by elhefe1981 April 7, 2009

Turbodouche 

(tə bəu) (dōōsh) - Noun: The penultimate douchebag; aggressive in their quest to outdo other douchbags in their douchebaggery. See: Paris Hilton, Justin Bieber, their fans, et alia.

Only surpassed in douchebaggery by the older, more experienced douchebags: The Biggest Douche In the Universe.
Jean: Did you see that Justin Bieber is yet again regaling us with his exploits?

Jeannie: What a fucking turbodouche.
Turbodouche by Retard Yoke November 22, 2014

turbodump 

when you sit on the toilet and the shit rockets out of your anus, completing the "dump" in mere seconds
Dude 1: I have to take a dump.
Dude 2: Ok man, go. I'll wait like five minutes for you outside...

FFFRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!! SSSPPPPLLLLAAASSHHHH!!!

Dude 1: Done.
Dude 2: HOLY SHIT MAN, THAT WASN'T JUST SOME DUMP! IT WAS A TURBODUMP!!!
turbodump by Blueberry Turd January 12, 2010

Coming out of the turbolift 

Publicly identifying oneself as a Star Trek enthusiast/fan after sometime of denying or conseling it.
Coming out of the turbolift after years of lying to my friends that I didn't like Star Trek was relieving.

turbolady 

Mythical stern female who visits when your turbo is about to shit itself.
My car's making a nasty whining noise, is it teh Turbolady?
turbolady by TheBrit March 7, 2005