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Turbodrunk
The most cost and time effective way of getting drunk. Consists of taking 4-6 shots in rapid succession, resulting in a sudden, very temporary intoxication.
Turbodrunk by sausagelord November 2, 2014
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Turbold • turbodick • Turbodouche • turbodildo • Turbodown • turbodump • turboed • turbodan • turbodance • Turbodank
Turbodeuce
"Yo brad why did you run out in the middle of that board meeting?"
"I totally had an intestinal meltdown and killed the office toilet with a turbodeuce."
"I totally had an intestinal meltdown and killed the office toilet with a turbodeuce."
Turbodeuce by elhefe1981 April 7, 2009
Turbodouche
(tə bəu) (dōōsh) - Noun: The penultimate douchebag; aggressive in their quest to outdo other douchbags in their douchebaggery. See: Paris Hilton, Justin Bieber, their fans, et alia.
Only surpassed in douchebaggery by the older, more experienced douchebags: The Biggest Douche In the Universe.
Only surpassed in douchebaggery by the older, more experienced douchebags: The Biggest Douche In the Universe.
Jean: Did you see that Justin Bieber is yet again regaling us with his exploits?
Jeannie: What a fucking turbodouche.
Jeannie: What a fucking turbodouche.
Turbodouche by Retard Yoke November 22, 2014
turbodump
when you sit on the toilet and the shit rockets out of your anus, completing the "dump" in mere seconds
Dude 1: I have to take a dump.
Dude 2: Ok man, go. I'll wait like five minutes for you outside...
FFFRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!! SSSPPPPLLLLAAASSHHHH!!!
Dude 1: Done.
Dude 2: HOLY SHIT MAN, THAT WASN'T JUST SOME DUMP! IT WAS A TURBODUMP!!!
Dude 2: Ok man, go. I'll wait like five minutes for you outside...
FFFRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!! SSSPPPPLLLLAAASSHHHH!!!
Dude 1: Done.
Dude 2: HOLY SHIT MAN, THAT WASN'T JUST SOME DUMP! IT WAS A TURBODUMP!!!
turbodump by Blueberry Turd January 12, 2010
Coming out of the turbolift
Publicly identifying oneself as a Star Trek enthusiast/fan after sometime of denying or conseling it.
Coming out of the turbolift after years of lying to my friends that I didn't like Star Trek was relieving.
Coming out of the turbolift by Lindsay Famiglia August 15, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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