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turbofaggot

a person who takes idiocy, retardation, and faggotry to an entirely new level.

faggot
That guy hit a old lady with his car, what a turbofaggot.
turbofaggot by chinese_rambo September 30, 2007

turbomansion 

Originating from the game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, a turbomansion is a mansion which is so much faster than other mansions, it seems to be using turbo.
Hey bro, you like my new turbomansion?
The act of failing in an extremely fast and/or consitant manner. Commonly used on internet forums and online gaming to describe noobs or bads.
Player 1: God damnit! I'm always the first one to die on our team!!!
Player 2: Maybe if you wouldn't turbofail we'd be winning.

Forumer 1: OMG look at my hawt sister.
Forumer 2: Turbofail.
Turbofail by Mr. Bad January 23, 2008

turbotastic 

The catchphrase of a fictional, pixelated racer named Turbo from the movie Wreck-it Ralph.
It could be used when you are pumped or excited. It could also be used as a sarcastic response to a general bummer or a disappointing event.
Girl 1: "Oh boy, I can't wait to go to your sleepover!"
Girl 2: "Turbotastic!"

Guy 1: "Hey, bad news. The server our project was stored in crashed."
Guy 2: "Is it going to get fixed any sooner?"
Guy 1: "Nah."
Guy 2: "Turbotastic."
When you fap so fast its faster than the speed of light
Turbofap!,turbofap!,turbofap!=mega squirt!

Turbofag 

One who exceeds beyond even his own perceieved limitations of homosexual prowess.

or

A huge douche bag. One who prefers to take it in the ass more than a normal faggot.
Mr.Hartwich is such a Turbofag who looks like Einstein
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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