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turbo nerd

An individual possessing enough nerd-like traits to qualify for "turbo" status. See nerd. A turbo nerd pushes the envelope on social ineptness. Use extreme caution in the handling of turbo nerds. They can snap at any time. See columbine.
Lloyd constantly curses and screams at himself while programming on his computer at work. It's very annoying and I want to smack him sometimes. He is a turbo nerd.
turbo nerd by ktrane March 9, 2004
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turbo nerd

A person who wears a sweater vest, pocket protector, thick glasses and talks about how much they love Star Wars. Overall, they are the social outcasts who play Dungeons and Dragons on Saturday nights and go to comic conventions each week.
Man, that kid is such a "Turbo Nerd"
turbo nerd by H C G December 11, 2006

turbo nerd

the worst diss of all time and the only diss i use when i am talkin to my friends... so basically it means ur gay
Ruben ur such a forkin turbo nerd.

Turbo Nerd

Somebody who is unusually and over representative obsessed with nerd media and culture to an unhealthy degree, e.g. Birdie
Man, you like DnD AND Minecraft? You're a total Turbo Nerd.
Turbo Nerd by sussussusuyy July 29, 2023

Turbo-Nerd 

someone who goes above and beyond regular nerds. Is someone that regular nerds strive to be
Obaid is the king of all turbo-nerds
Turbo-Nerd by Teh Parm January 4, 2008

Turboner 

An erect blood filled turban. brought on my sexual arousion. Usually happens with the sight of a beautiful woman or an opposing turban wearer with a larger turboner. Has the characteristics of a boner.
Sandeep: OMG! CHECK OUT THAT SEXY ASS CHICK!
Dashpreet: YEAH. I Think i'm gonna get a turboner!
Turboner by GreatLOOLofChina July 8, 2010
An uber nerd...ultra nerd...seriously hardcore geek...did you just get pwned on Halo, WoW, Modern Warfare online? It was probably a turbonerd.

(Thanks to the strange and rather sinister 10th grade ginger student of mine for the info)
I hate playing Halo online because the damn turbonerds blow your brains out before you even move
Turbonerd by The Medicated August 28, 2010
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