Probably the best people you will ever meet. Borderline alcoholic’s but forgivable. They meet in secret every blood moon to watch the mountains turn blue in the cooler. Coorsie-pops are served in lieu of table wine at every family gathering. Sometimes, when it’s really really late you can hear the elder chieftain Dizzy-dizzy jack black crowing the sacred songs of Lynyrd Skynyrd in a semi drunken slumber.
Damn Tunnicliff stole my beer. Dam bit my fucking hand off.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).