Sicklilmamma's definitions

tunnicliff

Probably the best people you will ever meet. Borderline alcoholic’s but forgivable. They meet in secret every blood moon to watch the mountains turn blue in the cooler. Coorsie-pops are served in lieu of table wine at every family gathering. Sometimes, when it’s really really late you can hear the elder chieftain Dizzy-dizzy jack black crowing the sacred songs of Lynyrd Skynyrd in a semi drunken slumber.

Damn Tunnicliff stole my beer. Dam bit my fucking hand off.

by Sicklilmamma November 9, 2019