tunnicliff 

Probably the best people you will ever meet. Borderline alcoholic’s but forgivable. They meet in secret every blood moon to watch the mountains turn blue in the cooler. Coorsie-pops are served in lieu of table wine at every family gathering. Sometimes, when it’s really really late you can hear the elder chieftain Dizzy-dizzy jack black crowing the sacred songs of Lynyrd Skynyrd in a semi drunken slumber.

Damn Tunnicliff stole my beer. Dam bit my fucking hand off.

tunnicliff by Sicklilmamma November 9, 2019

Tunnicliffe

a top bloke who enjoys nothing more than having a laugh with the lads before romancing his woman with his huge penis. A true king.

Guy 1: oh hey there's a Tunnicliffe!
Guy 2: oh yeah his dick is huge!
girl: Wow.

Tunnicliffe by SaucyBowTie June 5, 2011