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Tumblrism 

A bastard deviant child of Socialism and Self-Victimization where one claims they support the building of a socialist state, without providing the means of doing so. A substantial amount of the ideas used to support Tumblrism were conceived during collective conversations on Tumblr (particularly Tumblr safespace).
Guy 1: Did you see that facebook post about Bernie Sanders that Tiffany posted?
Guy 2: Yeah, total trash dude. Tumblrism is a cancer.
Tumblrism by cammy cam cam May 16, 2016
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Tumblrism 

A form of escapism from reality by using Tumblr all day and night.
Sorry to say this, but you show some serious tumblrism symptoms. We shall make everything in our powers to find a cure.
Tumblrism by Poble March 28, 2013

Tumblrism 

When somebody is addicted to Tumblr. Meow. The thought that your life wouldn't be right without it.
Mum: Get off the computer! I bet you're on Tumblr again!
Me: Mum you know I have Tumblrism, going cold turkey would take into withdrawal!
Tumblrism by Voldemortkilledme! August 2, 2012

Tumblrism 

Person who use millennial snark to hide fact that "it is easier to throw molotov than to call for med appointment"... Also, similar to buffyism in the fact that they are expressions, ways of speaking/mannerism, or quotes that have come into common usage or been popularized by akin to the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, by Tumblr-contagion.
Adam: "No! That post was total tumblrism!"
Beth: "And I thought that is how meta-post-modernism state of Center-Left is! I'd agree with it if it wasn't for some iff peeking out of it! Uh..."
Adam: "Yes. That iffyness. Total tumblrism! You can smell it...!"
Tumblrism by dame_dane May 6, 2025

Tumblrite 

ˈtʌmˌbləɹ.aɪt noun. A person (potentially a user of tumblr) who cannot take a joke, takes everything literally and way too seriously, gets easily offended by anything and everything, and insists that everything must be completely politically correct and non-offensive to everyone.
Tim just got offended at some stupid little joke I made, he's such a tumblrite.
Tumblrite by MrJoshTheEpic March 7, 2017

Tumblrific 

This word is to be used when something/someone was shown on tumblr in anyway.
In another way, it is when something/someone has a style that looks like something that would have been shown on tumblr.
OMG! Your skirt looks so tumblrific, it is just like the one on tumblr!
Tumblrific by BBB's!!! May 28, 2011

Tumblrina 

An often unattractive, butthurt, and obnoxious female user of the popular site Tumblr.

Someone who complains all day on Tumblr about how oppressed they are by men, when 99% of ranting cases were provoked would be meaningless or of utmost minute significance to the average person.
Guy: Hey you look nice today!

Tumblrina later that night: OMG men are such pigs. I'm tired of being harrassed.

-Next day-

*Guy ignores tumblrina*

Tumblrina later that night: OMG men are such pigs and they just ignore me nag nag whine whine
Tumblrina by Rick_Aterson August 25, 2014
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