Tuggy Tug is the act of masturbation on a Saturday night when no one is home or around. It is usually something that happens when the person is feeling lonely or rejected.
When a woman's breasts droop to the sides as if someone is playing Tug of War with them, they are repelling each other in such a manner that they act as if they are magnetic poles that are repellent. Kind of like when one man is pulling on the right tit, and one man is pulling on the left tit.
Picture a nice, droopy, saggy pair of breasts. Now picture a thick rope in place of those breasts, now picture two men, one pulling on each of the ropes in opposite directions, make the boobs separate and go in opposite directions.
"Did you see that 90 year old woman? DAMN! she was lookin fine but she had Tugga War Titties (Tug of War Titties)"
A Tele-tuggy is essentially a hand job or "tuggy" given to a recipient who is watching television.
This is a play on the word "Teletubbie" which may give the illusion that a "tele-tuggy" is an inocent act which is not sexual in nature; making the persuit of tele-tuggies easier.
Cindy: Dave, why don't you turn off the TV and come to bed?
The act of giving a hand job while licking the anus of a man. During ejaculation the man defecates into his partners mouth while simultaneously showering them in semen.
I had planned to give my husband a Hot Lunch Tuggy on the night of our 46th anniversary, but he had Applebees for lunch and I detest the taste of digested asparagus.