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Tuggy Tug 

Tuggy Tug is the act of masturbation on a Saturday night when no one is home or around. It is usually something that happens when the person is feeling lonely or rejected.
Guy1: Did you know Stephen enjoys a tuggy tug on a Saturday?
Guy2: No chance?!
Tuggy Tug by Frank Reynolds has aids September 11, 2018

Tugga War Titties (Tug of War Titties)

When a woman's breasts droop to the sides as if someone is playing Tug of War with them, they are repelling each other in such a manner that they act as if they are magnetic poles that are repellent. Kind of like when one man is pulling on the right tit, and one man is pulling on the left tit.
Picture a nice, droopy, saggy pair of breasts. Now picture a thick rope in place of those breasts, now picture two men, one pulling on each of the ropes in opposite directions, make the boobs separate and go in opposite directions.

"Did you see that 90 year old woman? DAMN! she was lookin fine but she had Tugga War Titties (Tug of War Titties)"

Tele-tuggy

A Tele-tuggy is essentially a hand job or "tuggy" given to a recipient who is watching television.

This is a play on the word "Teletubbie" which may give the illusion that a "tele-tuggy" is an inocent act which is not sexual in nature; making the persuit of tele-tuggies easier.
Cindy: Dave, why don't you turn off the TV and come to bed?

Dave: South Park is on... I have a better idea! Why don't you come over here and give me a tele-tuggy?
Tele-tuggy by TJ Trouble October 5, 2010
I'd love for Angelina Jolie to give me a tuggy.
tuggy by y0shi February 17, 2008

Hot Lunch Tuggy 

The act of giving a hand job while licking the anus of a man. During ejaculation the man defecates into his partners mouth while simultaneously showering them in semen.
I had planned to give my husband a Hot Lunch Tuggy on the night of our 46th anniversary, but he had Applebees for lunch and I detest the taste of digested asparagus.

tuggy ruxpin 

when a chick gives you a hand job with a hand puppet or stuffed animal.
that chicks a freak...she put on a hand puppet and gave me a tuggy ruxpin!
tuggy ruxpin by ijsthithebong July 11, 2009
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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