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Tuftability

The ability of talking and/or writing nonsense (especially during verbal or written exams), conveying absurd ideas, presenting extravagant foolishness or frivolity as a real cool idea or academically proven. Accordingly a tuft is a statement made without regard for its truth, accuracy, or veracity. Tuft is distinguished from a lie because a lie is a knowing falsehood, while tuft simply does not care whether it is true or false. Nonsense. Shit that isn't real, is unproven, or is made-up.
During the upcoming exam of European Foreign Policy I'm going to use my tuftability more than ever.
Tuftability by sam.equivocus June 29, 2014

Terrability 

Derived from the latin term "terrere" meaning 'to fill with fear' its meaning refers to the "potential" or "ability" to blunder or make mistakes frequently or to be terrible often with long-lasting results. Commonly utilised as an adjective or descriptive noun in a title, it is a linguistic cousin to ‘terrible’. E.g: Ivan the Terrability

Its origin can be indelibly traced back to the 12th century in Europe, although the exact instance and location is not certain, it is widely regarded to be first expressed in Petwēd (now Gjirokastër) Albania. Notable contemporary uses of the term on record are featured in Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares S05, E10 and Anthony Bourdain’s Parts Uknown S11 E06.
The terrability of the Greek empire subsequent to the death of Alexander the Great (June 323 BC) resulted in the demise of world domination by Greece.

Greg, your elbow broke again? Sheesh, un-litty my dawg you and your terrabilities.

Seafood mom? Always a terrability on your part.
Terrability by Serge Aurier December 14, 2018

torpability 

torpability, ability to get torpedoed to bits
That pelican had low torpability
torpability by Jools_2 August 10, 2009

Terrability 

Tyler got a zero on the test. He has terrability.
Terrability by cluster11 June 12, 2011

Turntability

Being able to turn up. Having the ability to turn up.
Ye boii, Amy's party finna be LIT.

Yeah, turntability.
Turntability by Turtapintheback December 12, 2016

Tugability

The force of which it is required for an object to have motion in the horizontal direction, usually clockwise or counterclockwise in a back and forth motion.
Bob - "My turret has more tugability." Kenton - "Nah bro, my turret has mad tugability."