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Tudoring 

The act of throwing garbage out of a window without looking.

During Tudor period England populations of major urban centres of England, without access to modern drainage or sewer systems, would simply chuck detritus and excrement out of windows as a means of disposal. This was performed without a care for who was on the street at the time.

This act in modern times harks back to the Tudor period and is thus known as Tudoring.
"Is this a Tudoring household?"
"Yeah, sure."

"I'm gonna' Tudor my shit out the window!"

"Fine, no problem."
Tudoring by 5uedenim May 17, 2019
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tudoring 

The art of pretending to join in on a conversation just to change the subject to your needs.
Person 1: did you have a good weekend?
Person 2: I did, it was fun, did you?
Person 1: Thats good, I went to a new restaurant
Person 3: Oh yeah, Do you like my new shoes?
Person 2: Oh thats just Tudoring
tudoring by TUDS July 10, 2015

tutoring 

code word for sex in the academic world.
Jordan: So, what did you do this weekend?
Michael: I had to tutor this chick.
Lindsey: You tutored? Or you TUTORED?
Michael: Yeah, I TUTORED her. Her dad pays me hourly.
Jordan: So how long did you end up tutoring her for?
Michael: Let's just say I tutored her at the table all night long.
Lindsey: Manwhore.

Math Tutoring 

An amazing excuse to bring a chick over so you guys can hook up on a regular basis; Math tutor = friend with benefits
Guy 1: Hey, what are you doin' after school today?

Guy 2: Oh, Patricia's coming over for math tutoring.

Guy 1: Oh damn! Get some!

*they high five*
Math Tutoring by spiderman313 November 30, 2009

pier tutoring 

The act of being instructed one-on-one in a specific subject exclusively while sitting on a pier. Most commonly occurs when an adult tries to impart words of wisdom to their child while on a fishing excursion.
"Hey Billy, how was your weekend?"
"It was alright, I went fishing on the docks with my retired sea-captain uncle on Saturday, so it ended up being a morning of pier tutoring."
pier tutoring by suedebuttons December 7, 2014

Tamlyn Tutoring 

Daddy Henry Tamarind and Louis Labaybay doing best tutoring
Daddy Henry has began new OnlyFans on Tamlyn Tutoring
Tamlyn Tutoring by Nutsack30569420 November 4, 2022

Tutoring 

Having sex in Starbucks and then ex walks bye looks inside and try's to leave but mom forces her to come in
Tutoring is sex in Starbucks
Tutoring by Tutoring March 7, 2017
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