tuches

buttocks, butt, backside, bottom, posterior, ass, rear-end, booty.

Yiddish in origin.

She slipped on the ice and landed on her tuches.

by I shouldn't know these things February 24, 2008

Tucheliban

A coach lining up 5 defenders and 3 defensive midfielders.

Chelsea played tucheliban football against Brentford

by s555 October 18, 2021

kichen mir en tuchess

NYC Yiddish: Means kiss my ass.

You were rude, kichen mir en tuchess.

by Murray Haldanish October 1, 2019

tukhes

Ass in Yiddish slang.

That chick sure has one fat tukhes! She needs to buy a stairmaster.

by IlyasKallir February 17, 2008

Thomas Tuchel

The best coach ever, who currently manages Chelsea and is their best coach since Jose. Plays a 3-4-2-1 which is pog.

Did you see the way Chelsea played against Tottenham? Shoulda scored more!
Yeah, its thanks o Thomas Tuchel.

by chelslegend February 19, 2021

tuchus oyfn tish

Pronounced "TOOK-us OY-f'n tish." Many variant spellings. Literally "ass on the table," it's a Yiddish phrase meaning a serious atmosphere for talk or negotiation. Closest US-English equivalents are probably "No BS" or "(Let's get down to) brass tacks." Often used in a tone of exasperation. Generally recommended for use within members of the same sex.

"Elliot, come into the dining room. We need to make travel plans NOW or they won't get done."

"But Uncle Bernie, the game starts in half an hour."

"Plenty of time if you stop fooling around. Cmon: tuchus oyfn tish."

by al-in-chgo December 24, 2013

tuchelized

verb

1. The act of consuming excessive alcoholic servings (a liquid) resulting in accelerated aging and physical metamorphic transformation
2. A term generally used to summarize a series of bad decisions and regrets from a previous night

John Doe went out with co-workers and got tuchelized.

by Yampa Country February 8, 2018