tubey booby

A booby that is tubular in shape and looks like it could be fashioned into a balloon animal.

"Noelle, put your tubey booby away, I bet I could tie that thing into a poodle"

by ass to face October 9, 2008

Tubey Booby

A booby that is tubular in shape, and looks like it can be fashioned into a balloon animal.

"Hey, did you see Noelle flash her tubey booby? I bet I can tie a poodle out of that."

by ass to face October 2, 2008

boob tube

A slang term for television.

“Parents complain about the quality of the shows but don't prevent their children from gluing themselves to the boob tube” (David Owen)

by illEATurHARTout April 13, 2004

boob tube

1) American slang (circa 1980) for the television, and serving as a bargaining tool by parents in disciplining their children, who referred to the time wasted watching it, and lowering their IQ too, hence "boob tube"

Turn that boob tube off and do your homework!

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

boob tube baby

Stereotype used to categorize individuals who fall into a fairly modern trend in child rearing, where the child is not properly raised. Instead the parent(s) occupy the child by setting them in front of a TV as opposed to actively engaging the child in productive activities. This type of childhood typically fosters poor social behaviors and disorders such as ADHD, beckoning use of term.

John is the most awkward boob tube baby I've ever run in to.

by Chillbur November 27, 2012

boob tube

The new opiate of the people. A electronic box containing a video screen and a speaker, watched by millions of cretins too lazy to go out and get a life. Boob tube watchers get a bad case of half-closed eyes and half-open mouths.

If you watch too much boob tube, you will end up looking like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

boob tube

television. Negative connotation.

I see you're watching the boob tube again. Don't you think 6 hours of t.v. watching is enough for one day?

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002