When you are foraging for wild mushrooms and you come across a tiny, sad shriveled & dehydrated mushroom. You feel saddened and decide to urinate on it to help hydrate it.
I had to do a Trump Trickle on the mica capmushroom because it looked so small, shriveled & sad.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).