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Trump Shutdown 

The name given to the 2019 government shutdown that Trump named after himself. He decided to destroy the economy, and hold a million federal workers hostage because Mexico wouldn't pay for some stoopid fucking wall in the desert.
Billy Bob: why won't them thar democrats give Mr. Trump no money for his border wall?

Tom: Because he kept saying that Mexico would pay for it, you redhatter incel rube.

Billy Bob: Oh well, that TRUMP Shutdown will teach you Democrats a lesson?

Tom: Not even close, you low IQ rube. It's just gonna get Dotard impeached, and continue the GOP extinction event.
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Trump Shutdown 

The longest fucking U.S government shutdown in history! 800,000 federal workers are working without pay and the fucking economy is going bad! This is been going on since DECEMBER 2018. One month later, no end in sight. Does Donald Trump not care about his damn country or something? Like does he have to shutdown the fucking government just because of a stupid wall? Listen: I know the illegal immigrants issue but still, there’s no need to shut down the damn government just because of a fucking wall!
Can this fucking Trump Shutdown end once-in-for-all? This is just so fucking stupid! Shut down the fucking government just because of a stupid wall?
Trump Shutdown by Minecraft1238 January 24, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016