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A penis that is orange and has a shitty cut thats probably from Super Cuts.
Girl 1: He had Trump Penis!
Girl 2: Ew that shits disgusting!
by ThatGuyNiggaG February 09, 2017
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When you have a penis that either looks like Donald trump or it has blonde pussy hair
Joe: Damn, you had sex with that Trump penis?

Donald: yep and it was HUGE
by Majira Strawberry January 31, 2017
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A common condition where ones penis looks like trump.

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An oddly small penis, one that can easily fit in trumps small hands.
"I guarantee you there's no problem, I guarantee it".

"Man I have a trump penis, what a shame".
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by Urban Moderators February 24, 2017
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