Trump Penis 

A penis that is orange and has a shitty cut thats probably from Super Cuts.

Girl 1: He had Trump Penis!
Girl 2: Ew that shits disgusting!

Trump Penis by konvviii February 9, 2017

Trump Penis 

When you have a penis that either looks like Donald trump or it has blonde pussy hair

Joe: Damn, you had sex with that Trump penis?

Donald: yep and it was HUGE

Trump Penis by Majira Strawberry January 31, 2017

Trump Penis 

1.
A common condition where ones penis looks like trump.

2.
An oddly small penis, one that can easily fit in trumps small hands.

"I guarantee you there's no problem, I guarantee it".

"Man I have a trump penis, what a shame".

Trump Penis by Urban Moderators February 24, 2017

Donald Trump's penis 

Located between two sausage links called thighs, The small member is indicative of his hand size, wihch is by all measures, small. The small member longs to be inside of daughter Ivanka, though its furious advances have been denied by a shred of dignity and self respect by the receiving party

"The only thing stopping White house incest is the fact that Donald Trump's Penis went rouge and shot up a nearby mosque"

Donald Trump's penis by Myanacondabread April 12, 2017

Trump's Penis

A small white dot on Trump's groin. Needs microscope to see.

I can't see Trump's penis very well, I might need a 400X microscope to observe it.

Trump's Penis by Raging Consumer July 30, 2016

Donald Trump's penis 

Small

Nothing is smaller then Donald Trump's penis.

Donald Trump's penis by Kartoffel May 22, 2016

Donald Trump Has a Small Penis

It’s rhetorical satire—critiquing behavior viewed as dishonest and insecure, not making a literal or physical claim, although possible and probably.

Donald Trump has a small penis, and JD Vance is a bottom

Donald Trump Has a Small Penis by Nicksterguy May 2, 2026