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Trump Fingers 

Someone who sees themself as a Twitter expert, impulsively tweets and retweets incessantly, and has tiny, baby-like fingers which aid in typing hate-fueled egomaniacal twitter garbage. See: "Twitter Fingers"
Kyle: Thank god Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers. I mean, how would he grip a basketball, or like, eat with adult silverware?

Becket: Yeah, although its too bad Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers I was hoping he would get us into a war with Russia or just do something bat-shit crazy 😥

Kyle: Don't worry, with Trump as President, you can count on at least one of those things happening! 😃
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Trump fingers 

After eating large amounts of cheese balls or Cheetos and coating ones hands orange one then grabs a women by her pussy.
I finished my bag of the Cheetos the other day and decided to give the next girl I saw Trump fingers. She was shocked when I grabbed her pussy with my orange hands.
Trump fingers by Carpetmuncher5000 September 16, 2017

Trump Finger 

/trəmp 'fiNGɡər/

noun.

An unfortunate hereditary condition in which one's fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like Vienna Sausages.
Donald tried to type "unprecedented" in his Tweet, but his Trump Fingers fat fingered it so that he typed "unpredisdented".

group trumpfinger 

When a room full of people are watching the news and en masse, involuntarily flip a simultaneous bird at the sound of 45’s voice.
The now entirely socially acceptable gesture of group trumpfinger is refreshing indeed!

trumpfinger

A spontaneous, nearly involuntary flipping of "the bird," triggered by the mere sound of Trump's voice.
Now commonplace across the United States, it appears that trumpfinger has become a socially acceptable gesture.
trumpfinger by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2017

simultaneous trumpfinger 

A now popular occurrence describing the phenomenon of a group of people flipping an emphatic bird at the same moment, often at the mere sound of 45’s voice.
Simultaneous trumpfinger, while watching the news, has become a family bonding experience in our household.

Finger tramp 

A girl who lets herself get fingered very easily.
Joe: I'm so horny.
Rick: Date that girl over there, shes a finger tramp.
Joe: How do you know?
Rick: I fingered her on the first date.
Finger tramp by viper416 December 31, 2013