A person who owns and drives a truck but doesn’t use it in any capacity or for it’s capabilities. Does not use the truck bed or haul with it. A person who catfishes you with their truck by pretending they are capable of blue collar use, getting their hands dirty, or outdoor activities. 100% of people who truckfish cannot back up a trailer.
I knew I was getting truckfished when he didn’t own a hitch adapter for his truck.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.