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Trollinoski 

The art of trying and failing to fool close friends and family. A trollinoski is normally never correct but tries to play it off like they know everything.
Dont go over that bridge, a trollinoski lives under it
Trollinoski by Peggeroni August 30, 2018
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Trolliosis 

Trolliosis describes a condition in which a regular functioning person has the urge to go online and troll every status update, picture, video, etc. As of today, there is no known cure for troliosis, however it is said that if you are able to sufficiently troll everyone you know within 24 hours of contracting the virus, you will be cured.
Girl: Your new nick name is bear grills!

Trolliosis victim: Do bears use grills, or do you mean Bear Grylls?
Trolliosis by RubiksKoobs December 18, 2011

trollingship. 

it's not a relationship, so stop saying that.

it's a long string of sharply worded, hot text msgs, punctuated brief romantic interludes.
yes, we're sleeping together but it's just a trollingship. it's a mile wide and an inch deep. i can quit whenever i want.
trollingship. by mopinko August 23, 2022

Trolliosis 

Skin condition newborns are diagnosed with causing them to rapidly evolve into monstrous trolls. No such cure has been found for trolliosis, all that can be done is plastic surgery.

Symptoms include:
Greasy hair
Unbelievable strength

Mood Swings
Addiction to Steal
Obsessiveness
Tends to live under bridges
I heard that girl was born with trolliosis... poor troll.
Trolliosis by Dr. TrollnBurge December 11, 2010

Trollinking 

The act of trolling with the use of links to images and videos on social networks such as twitter, facebook, etc. These links can lead to images that contain an insider, or a response to a certain meme video/image.
Carl: Damn, you got me.
Bob: -posts link to pwned image-
Carl: Stop with the trollinking already!
Trollinking by Troller12356 October 10, 2011
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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