horny crabs

a person who gets nasty with their lover when they are hard, but you arent there to get it.

we were about to hook up til he got horny crabs, and decided he didnt like it after all.

by mopinko September 13, 2022

trollingship.

it's not a relationship, so stop saying that.

it's a long string of sharply worded, hot text msgs, punctuated brief romantic interludes.

yes, we're sleeping together but it's just a trollingship. it's a mile wide and an inch deep. i can quit whenever i want.

by mopinko August 23, 2022