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Troester 

Pronounced "TRAY-STER"

That one guy that everyone makes fun in class because he thinks he knows everything, and thus has an answer to any question.

A Troester doesn't realize he is a dumb ass, which makes it even funnier when everyone starts laughing at him.
Professor: Now who can tell me about the French Revolution?

...before anyone else has a chance to think...

Troester: Well, I think it was in the late eighteenth century when, on the coastline of the United States, the Indians and the French bombarded the Louis and Clark expedition into the southwestern region of the Louisiana purchase...

...the professor interrupts...

Professor: Woah! Hold on for a minute! I think you have things mixed up!

Me: Yeah, you fuckin' TROESTER, shut the hell up!
Troester by u7902h January 6, 2006
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A Troester 

A broad shoulder fuck boy who drives a Lexus.
That dude was acting like such a Troester when the line was going down at KPS.
A Troester by Snake queen86 May 12, 2016

cardiff troyster 

Cardiff Troyster is a gambling term for a person who is incredibly good and/or lucky.
They are always in front of the game whatever that may be and always have plenty of cash from winning
'Can you believe Mark again!? He came here with $100 and 30minutes later he is winning over $1000, that guy is a Cardiff Troyster'

'I saw a guy in the casino last night who was an all round Cardiff Troyster, he won on everything he played'
cardiff troyster by GamblersRamblers December 30, 2013

toester strudel 

When a man ejaculates on a girls toes and sucks her toes after
Girl: I want you to make me a toester strudel
Guy: I’ve got the icing so lemme see those toes girl
toester strudel by Quacky September 9, 2020
Someone you should love very much!!!! He is my favorite purple flaming toester :)
Guys toester is here holy shit
Toester by carlo!! October 15, 2020

treesters 

treesters is a YouTuber who makes "animations". He's trying to make his own story, but is failing horrendously.
"Subscribe to treesters!"
"No, dude. Why would I ever do that?"
treesters by treesters May 26, 2019
The retarded way to spell "Toaster".
I lik 2 us3 @ toester!
Toester by CountryGamer001 April 24, 2018
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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endwarfins

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