Troader
Troader by mr. mcjizzums February 24, 2009
Get the Troader mug.
Trouder
A trouder is the large and foul smelling turd that a tradesman leaves unflushed in your toilet on a day when he's done no work at your property but needs to leave evidence of having been there so that he can charge you a day's wage.
A a homeowner it's a double-downer. You're left battling the monster, peg-on-nose, whilst knowing you're going to have to cough up a days wages.
As a tradesman it's a double-whammy. You have a nice long shit, read the paper on the bog, maybe even have a crafty J Arthur Rank over page 3....And you know you'll get paid for it.
A a homeowner it's a double-downer. You're left battling the monster, peg-on-nose, whilst knowing you're going to have to cough up a days wages.
As a tradesman it's a double-whammy. You have a nice long shit, read the paper on the bog, maybe even have a crafty J Arthur Rank over page 3....And you know you'll get paid for it.
I got home from work, I couldn't see any evidence of any work done to the porch, I assumed Dave the bricky hadn't been round...But as soon as I got in I was hit by the stench....I gravely shuffled towards the toilet fearing the worst. I opened the door, and sure enough...He'd left a trouder. The smell was beyond compare, I can't imagine what bricklayers eat...shit by the smell of it...and it cost me a hundred quid for his day's work.
Trouder by Trouder-swallower April 6, 2014
Pocket Trader
An individual who trades stocks almost exclusively via their smart phone device. Typically an amateur with no professional trading experience.
Pocket Trader by JPPALM22 June 16, 2020
toilet trader
A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."
Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.
Peter: Problems, what problems?
Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.
Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.
Peter: Problems, what problems?
Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.
Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.
toilet trader by Pete October 6, 2004
People Trader
A political animal in corporate or financial world. Someone that gets rich, but not necessarily makes money for his or her employer. Usually someone that has an overwhelmingly technical disability compensated by his or her astonishing capability kissing some serious ass.
I can't believe Dave got that management spot, he can't add 2 and 2.
Yeah but he's an awesome People Trader, though.
Yeah but he's an awesome People Trader, though.
People Trader by CBALTHAZAR October 21, 2008
wandering trader
“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”
wandering trader by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021
nigger day trader
A person, generally black who enters the market mid day and buys beer and lottery tickets. Otherwise unemployed
nigger day trader by Spores December 14, 2012