Trenton, Michigan

The best city in Michigan. Riverview is filled with preps, Woodhaven is filled with potheads, and Brownstown is filled with thugs, but Trenton is filled with people who don't care about stereotypes. Trenton wins almost every sports match and has the best hockey team ever. The teachers at Trenton High are amazing, especially Mr. Raupp, Mrs. Lowe and Mr. Clements :) Trenton ROCKS!

Me: Trenton, Michigan won the hockey game last night.
Jake: Duh.

Trenton, Michigan by Trentonian2013 April 15, 2010

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Trenton,Michigan

The city of Trenton is a part of Michigan.The police are active around the town.1 high school 1 middle school 2 elementary schools.There sports level is weird they can kill it or they can....well...get killed.The students are good needless to say.Not many crimes probably because patrol officers are hiding in there cars.

Trenton,Michigan is a good and well tooled care of place.

Trenton,Michigan by For.Real.Facts February 9, 2018

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trenton michigan

Trenton is a very boring city with a bunch of dying old people and spoiled teenagers especially the hockey players. Speaking of hockey players Trenton High is known for recruiting Kids from surrounding city's no matter how illegal it is according to State sports regulations.

Trenton Michigan: A city in southeast Detroit in the area known as downriver

trenton michigan by Big Bill Doyle August 11, 2017

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n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
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cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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