Tree fucker

A MOTHERFUCKING RANGA THAT DOESN'T EAT MEAT EXCEPT FOR HIS BOYFRIEND DAVE. STICKS BRANCHES DOWN HIS THROAT FOR NUTRITION AND SUSTINANCE ALSO ACCEPTING SUPPOSTORY FORM.

Dyke: I'm tree fucker
Ranga:suck my stub

by Daddy1935 January 23, 2021

Tree Fucker

(noun) a more extreme version of a tree hugger who must follow all of the following criteria:
-enviromentalist (tree hugger)
- activist
- vegan/vegitarian
- hates people who eat meat
- physically active
- knows too much about our waste and how it effects on earth.
A tree fucker is most likely wearing cargo pants and is a failure politician or a geography teacher.

"Why does my teacher have to be such a tree fucker. I'm going to fail just because I eat meat."

by atomic.bomb. February 8, 2009

Tree Fucker

Someone who gets turned on by trees and bushes and constantly fucks them.

'oh yes, tree, baby, i love you' *in exhausted voice*

by Sarah April 1, 2004

Tree Fucker

dendropilliac. Sad, sorry, red neck, mixed up and confussed tree fuckers.

A tree fucker is as literal as you can get. take offense

by Otorisaber July 24, 2006

tree fucker

see lkay

has sex with trees alot

<Laurence-CC> I like to fuck trees, goats and sheep

by [c0x0r] August 10, 2004

Tree Fucker

(n) A native american or person of otherwise indian heritage who is forced to have sex with trees because his wife is too unatractive.

"Hey i'd be a tree fucker too if i had a wife like that!"

by Rob reiner April 3, 2008

tree graph fucker

Like a wiccan witch or warlock male witch aka bitch
who uses to like math or some shit to mate with other
people, usually it involves other math shit like game theory
to get resources or intelligence even if they are not sure.

This Irish Italian Nona tree graph fucker in Sicily is using greedy topology and lambdas with some rudimentary game theory to marry her family to a few of her red native 'chibi' babies so they can have some jewelry in like 500 trilloins years. Nevermind she said finally vetoing herself to limit that to pretty brothel ready red native 'chibi' folks.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025