Travel Wanker (Noun): One who travels in Asia or South America in hopes of "finding themselves". Wears genie pants, neglects basic hygiene, doesn't wear shoes and constantly tells you about how relinquishing their material possessions pushed them to a higher spiritual plain.
"Look at the top-knot on that travel wanker."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."
When someone has travelled overseas and, upon returning, can speak of nothing else.
They are at their worst when in the company of fellow travel wankers. The conversation quickly deteriorates into an excruciating game of oneupmanship.
Karl: well, when I did that Thailand Contiki tour......
Mitch: Seriously Karl, travelling Contiki can't even be considered real travelling. When I went to Laos....
Jimmy: Fuck, Karl and Mitch have become the biggest travel wankers since they got back.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.