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Traumagatchi 

A friend that is extremely anxious, deeply depressed, or suicidal and requires regular reassurance, care, or comfort to maintain their will to live.
"I didn't get any sleep last night; my traumagatchi called me in tears at 2:30 am and it took me 3 hours to get them to calm down."
Traumagatchi by Hunter D Wizzle January 21, 2023

Traumagasm 

When you’re so instilled with fear that your body is convinced it will die and it just locks up and you ejaculate.
When the largest recorded great white shark was steaming towards Trent he was so scared that he had a traumagasm in his wetsuit.
Traumagasm by Crayzm December 14, 2024
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026