Trashism

Trashism is a religion. We pray to our trash cans night. We don't have 'Jesus' we have 'trashus'

Our holy book and holidays will all be on wattpad

How to convert:
1. Pray to your trash can
2. Slide down your stairs in a trash can

Every time you see a trash can you must get on your knees and whisper 'into the traasshhh'

If you sin you will be sent to hell.

Sins:
Not praying to your god every night
Raping

Not getting on your knees and saying 'into the traaasshh'

Trashism is my religion

by Depressio_expressio_ November 6, 2017

trashisticated

When you sophisticated but still a bit trashy

Jane: “Linda, what does your tramp stamp say?”
Linda: “I think, therefore I am.”
Jane: “Wow, that’s pretty trashisticated.”

Joe: “I got into this great beer recently. It’s a golden lager with hints of barley and a smokey aroma.”
Bill: “Oh yeah? What’s it called?”
Joe: “Keystone Light”
Bill: “You sounded pretty trashisticated right there bro...”

by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations August 2, 2018

trishism

a sound that replaces the need for a word

I found a spider and was like (sound) aagh

I stepped in mud and was all (sound) ack ack

by JoLynn Knight June 22, 2004

Trashist

Someone who supports and practices in trash and people that claim to be trash.

I support trash and it's ways, this makes me a trashist.

by Trashist January 12, 2017

Trishism

Having a step-parent who willingly does everything for you.

Person 1: "Yeah so I woke up and there was a plate of cinnimon rolls by my bed, a movie, and $20"

Person 2: "She's so into trishism."

by Robo-Chick April 25, 2009

THRASHISM

thrash-metal religion

Fucking thrash
Only thrash
Mono 8ras (thrash)
How to convert:
Cut a the sleeves from a band tee
Drink beer

THRASHISM the thrash metal religion.

by Axartwaplitoc July 29, 2023

THRASHISM

thrash-metal religion

Fucking thrash
Only thrash
Mono 8ras (thrash)
How to convert:
Cut a the sleeves from a band tee
Drink beer

THRASHISM the thrash metal religion.

by Axartwaplitoc July 29, 2023