Trashism

Trashism is a religion. We pray to our trash cans night. We don't have 'Jesus' we have 'trashus'

Our holy book and holidays will all be on wattpad

How to convert:
1. Pray to your trash can
2. Slide down your stairs in a trash can

Every time you see a trash can you must get on your knees and whisper 'into the traasshhh'

If you sin you will be sent to hell.

Sins:
Not praying to your god every night
Raping

Not getting on your knees and saying 'into the traaasshh'

Trashism is my religion

Trashism by Depressio_expressio_ November 6, 2017

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trashisticated

When you sophisticated but still a bit trashy

Jane: “Linda, what does your tramp stamp say?”
Linda: “I think, therefore I am.”
Jane: “Wow, that’s pretty trashisticated.”

Joe: “I got into this great beer recently. It’s a golden lager with hints of barley and a smokey aroma.”
Bill: “Oh yeah? What’s it called?”
Joe: “Keystone Light”
Bill: “You sounded pretty trashisticated right there bro...”

trashisticated by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations August 2, 2018