Trashism is a religion. We pray to our trash cans night. We don't have 'Jesus' we have 'trashus'
Our holy book and holidays will all be on wattpad
How to convert:
1. Pray to your trash can
2. Slide down your stairs in a trash can
Every time you see a trash can you must get on your knees and whisper 'into the traasshhh'
If you sin you will be sent to hell.
Sins:
Not praying to your god every night
Raping
Not getting on your knees and saying 'into the traaasshh'
Our holy book and holidays will all be on wattpad
How to convert:
1. Pray to your trash can
2. Slide down your stairs in a trash can
Every time you see a trash can you must get on your knees and whisper 'into the traasshhh'
If you sin you will be sent to hell.
Sins:
Not praying to your god every night
Raping
Not getting on your knees and saying 'into the traaasshh'
Trashism is my religion
by Depressio_expressio_ November 06, 2017
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