A hipster that has latched onto the current thrash revival.

Uniform: white high-top sneakers, dick-tight jeans, black t-shirt, denim sleeve-less vest covered in patches (the kvlter the better), facial hair, bullet-belt, fingerless gloves, headband, 16 oz. can of PBR

I used to love Municipal Waste back when they were still DIY, but I can't enjoy their shows anymore - too many thrashsters douching up the place.

Thrashster by Alison Chaynes May 23, 2009

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thrashsexual

Your sexual orientation when you get a boner from listening to Slayer or watching old Metallica live shows.

I knew I was thrashsexual when I finished watching Metallica's Live Shit: Binge & Purge

thrashsexual by Clifford Lee Burton February 15, 2009

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trashisticated

When you sophisticated but still a bit trashy

Jane: “Linda, what does your tramp stamp say?”
Linda: “I think, therefore I am.”
Jane: “Wow, that’s pretty trashisticated.”

Joe: “I got into this great beer recently. It’s a golden lager with hints of barley and a smokey aroma.”
Bill: “Oh yeah? What’s it called?”
Joe: “Keystone Light”
Bill: “You sounded pretty trashisticated right there bro...”

trashisticated by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations August 2, 2018

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