A person who does not identify with the age assigned to them by their birth certificate, driver's license or the patriarchal, oppressive, cis-temporal Gregorian Calendar.
Dude 1: "Happy birthday! How old are you today?"
Dude 2: "Technically I'm 34 according to my ID, but I'm transtemporal, so I actually identify as younger, like 22 or something."
Dude 2: "Technically I'm 34 according to my ID, but I'm transtemporal, so I actually identify as younger, like 22 or something."
by Miso Hungry April 23, 2025
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Dude 1: "Happy birthday! How old are you today?"
Dude 2: "Technically I'm 34 according to my ID, but I actually identify as younger, like 22 or something. I'm transtemporal!"
Dude 2: "Technically I'm 34 according to my ID, but I actually identify as younger, like 22 or something. I'm transtemporal!"
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