Transtemporal 

A person who does not identify with the age assigned to them by their birth certificate, driver's license or the patriarchal, oppressive, cis-temporal Gregorian Calendar.

Dude 1: "Happy birthday! How old are you today?"

Dude 2: "Technically I'm 34 according to my ID, but I'm transtemporal, so I actually identify as younger, like 22 or something."

Transtemporal by Miso Hungry April 23, 2025

Transtemporal 

A person who does not identify with the age assigned to them by their birth certificate, driver's license or the patriarchal, oppressive, cis-temporal Gregorian Calendar.

Dude 1: "Happy birthday! How old are you today?"

Dude 2: "Technically I'm 34 according to my ID, but I actually identify as younger, like 22 or something. I'm transtemporal!"

Transtemporal by Miso Hungry April 28, 2025

transtemporal masturbation

The phenomenon in which one begins masturbating at 11:59pm on New Years Eve, and ejaculates minutes later in the next year. Resultantly, the person's single masturbation session occured in two seperate years.

I started jerking off in 2016, and finished in 2017. I just engaged in transtemporal masturbation.

transtemporal masturbation by iHeartBaconator December 31, 2016

Transtemporalautosodomy 

The act of traversing the space-time continuum for the sole purpose of fucking yourself in the ass

Have you seen Back To The Future 4? Yeah, it was going so well until Marty set his sights on transtemporalautosodomy.

Transtemporalautosodomy by The Transtemporalautosodomizer November 28, 2017