Transtemporal 

A person who does not identify with the age assigned to them by their birth certificate, driver's license or the patriarchal, oppressive, cis-temporal Gregorian Calendar.

Dude 1: "Happy birthday! How old are you today?"

Dude 2: "Technically I'm 34 according to my ID, but I'm transtemporal, so I actually identify as younger, like 22 or something."

Transtemporal by Miso Hungry April 23, 2025

Transtemporal 

A person who does not identify with the age assigned to them by their birth certificate, driver's license or the patriarchal, oppressive, cis-temporal Gregorian Calendar.

Dude 1: "Happy birthday! How old are you today?"

Dude 2: "Technically I'm 34 according to my ID, but I actually identify as younger, like 22 or something. I'm transtemporal!"

Transtemporal by Miso Hungry April 28, 2025

transtemporal masturbation

The phenomenon in which one begins masturbating at 11:59pm on New Years Eve, and ejaculates minutes later in the next year. Resultantly, the person's single masturbation session occured in two seperate years.

I started jerking off in 2016, and finished in 2017. I just engaged in transtemporal masturbation.

transtemporal masturbation by iHeartBaconator December 31, 2016

Transtemporalautosodomy 

The act of traversing the space-time continuum for the sole purpose of fucking yourself in the ass

Have you seen Back To The Future 4? Yeah, it was going so well until Marty set his sights on transtemporalautosodomy.

Transtemporalautosodomy by The Transtemporalautosodomizer November 28, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022