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Bong Hit Transplant 

Originally, a joke from "comedian" Tom Meyers detailing an experience at a 7-11 convenience store. A customer somehow communicates to Tom that the customer had a sick friend or family member. Tom observes a customer purchasing an assortment of junk food, then his sharp comedic mind generated the punchline for this infamous joke.

"looks like someone had a bong hit transplant!" Bam! The legion was born. The advance quality and sharp mind of this comedian got the attention of the Cum Town podcast. This "joke" remains the longest recurring joke on the podcast, the r/cumtown subreddit and the entire comedy world.
Can you stop doing comedy, Tom? No, it's not like I had a bong hit transplant.

Transliterated 

The use of translation to give the definition of a word, given to the reader to make it easier to understand. It is also repeated for less misinformation
I transliterated the word *baka* and it meant idiot in Japanese to english

translyrics 

A combination of "translation" and "lyrics". A translation of lyrics from one language to another that you can actually sing to the original melody.
I really want to sing this Vocaloid song in English - does anyone know if there are translyrics for it?
translyrics by caramelroad October 23, 2010

personality transplant 

personality transplant:

- would be the desired (but impossible) procedure of swapping a person's personality for another personality
Ex.1

Jim: I would so love rearrange that assholic douchbag's face with just one kick or one punch!
Bob: Dude! That wouldn't change the situation. That psychotic douchebag needs a 'personality transplant'.

Ex.2
Jim: I am such a loser!
Bob: That's nothing a 'personality transplant' wouldn't cure.

Ex.3
Jim: I think Jane needs a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have a personality, first. Jane needs a 'personality install'.
personality transplant by GlennyJ December 10, 2013

Transcel 

A transgender incel - they believe attraction and interest are owed to them, and guilt people into dating them, or shame them for alternate lifestyles.
"Did this transcel really just shame me for not wanting to date her?"
Transcel by CRASHjester September 13, 2020