When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.

*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"

Peter's Road Trampoline by TheBombDigidee February 5, 2018

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Chicken Skin Trampoline

When a male pulls and stretches his scrotum nice and taut and flat and bounces his penis up and down on it.

Rachel loves it when Joe does the chicken skin trampoline.

He braaaaaahhh. I did the chicken skin trampoline for your mom last night. She was amazed.

Chicken Skin Trampoline by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

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trampoline dogging

Being seen in Public with a fat (BBW)middle-aged woman and assumed to be having sex with her

Looks like Steve will be trampoline dogging this weekend

trampoline dogging by Emma85 February 8, 2007

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Trampoline Dogging

Having sex on a trampoline in front of others and possibly with them joining in.

Sally was trampoline Dogging last night in her backyard with Vince and with her mates and neighbours watching.

Trampoline Dogging by Thomas Francis February 14, 2007

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trampoline party

A joke in which someone with generally large boobs is invited to, just to see their boobs bounce as they jump on a trampoline .

“Look at that girl over there, *sees boobs*, she’s DEFINITELY invited to my trampoline party.

trampoline party by okayboomerrr November 29, 2019

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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