Tractor'd

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For one to be Drunk and High At the same time.

Yoo, Becky's so tractor'd right now she's hitting on her boyfriend thinking he's someone else!

Tractor'd by thedeejaybogus:D July 23, 2009

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Tractor day

Tractor day is an annual event where you bring your tractor to school on May 9th.

This holiday was started by The YouTuber whistlindiesal.

Dude may 9th is coming up, I sure can’t wait for tractor day

Tractor day by Eboi9262 May 23, 2022

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Tractor Disease

1.Gonorrhea.

You know that whore Tracy? Well I slept with her and now I have tractor disease.

Tractor Disease by STPenney April 6, 2011

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tractor daddy

A person who loves country music

He is such a tractor daddy

tractor daddy by All the heathers December 2, 2017

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tractor dick

When you have a tiny penis so you tie a rope around your small cock and drive forward enlarging your small embarrassing cock

Man my dick i so small i think i need tractor dick

tractor dick by Liamcoultas1 October 26, 2017

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Tractor Dick

A penis with immensely and unusually wide balls, but a rather thin and skinny short shaft

Sue, I don’t have a tractor dick stop saying it. My penis is completely normal.

Tractor Dick by CashInTheClutch January 30, 2019

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Tractor Dyke

A gay person the size of a Tractor.

That dude looks like a tractor dyke.

Tractor Dyke by Biggest mistake January 31, 2026

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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