Tractor'd

For one to be Drunk and High At the same time.

Yoo, Becky's so tractor'd right now she's hitting on her boyfriend thinking he's someone else!

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Tractor day

Tractor day is an annual event where you bring your tractor to school on May 9th.

This holiday was started by The YouTuber whistlindiesal.

Dude may 9th is coming up, I sure can’t wait for tractor day

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You know that whore Tracy? Well I slept with her and now I have tractor disease.

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When you have a tiny penis so you tie a rope around your small cock and drive forward enlarging your small embarrassing cock

Man my dick i so small i think i need tractor dick

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A penis with immensely and unusually wide balls, but a rather thin and skinny short shaft

Sue, I don’t have a tractor dick stop saying it. My penis is completely normal.

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A gay person the size of a Tractor.

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