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TrES-2 b 

The darkest planet ever discovered.

It’s bigger than Jupiter by 27.2% in diameter and 19.9% in mass.
It orbits its star in 2.47063 days.

It’s star is actually part of a binary star system located 750 light years from our Solar System.

It was discovered by the Trans-Atlantic Exoplanet Survey (TrES) in 2006.

Besides containing Na (sodium) and K (potassium), up to 99.96% of TrES-2 b is made up of Nga (Niggatronium - an extremely dense element that absorbs all light and is generally responsible for the color black).
Student: I thought the solar eclipse made our day so dark.
Teacher: You haven’t seen what daytime’s like on the planet TrES-2 b.
Student: Whoa, what year was it discovered.
Teacher: 2006.
Student: Oh My God.
TrES-2 b by gregben June 8, 2021
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TrES-2b (TrES-2 or Kepler-1b) is an extrasolar planet orbiting the star GSC 03549-02811 located 750 light years away from the Solar System. The planet has been identified in 2011 as the darkest known exoplanet, reflecting less than 1% of any light that hits it.
NASA: Hmm what is this exoplanet?
NASA-ExSTGH: Hmm it’s new one the reflection less then 1% of any light that hits it that is interesting

(After studying for a bit of time)

So this shall be named Tres-2B an EXO planet that orbits GSC 03549-02811 aka(ExoGSC035)it is interesting such as it has Reflection less then 1% of any other light in this presence of 2011 and probably predicted to be in 2012 2013 and 2014 in a generation.

2. NASA-ExoStudies: looking for a “wobble” in a star's position caused by a planet's gravity), direct imaging (blocking the light of the star to see the planet) and microlensing (watching for events where a star passes in front of another star, and the gravity of the first star but it’s light makes it a bit hard for us.
TrES-2b by Α January 24, 2022
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