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"Tissue paper and porn" i.e. a man's way of saying he giving up on woman's and staying single
Nope i don't date it TP&P for me can do with out the headaches.
Tp&p by Oldmannomas February 18, 2018
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T-P-pubes 

The dried left over particles caught in your ass hair after wiping from a sloppy shit.
while washing my ass, i found a lot of T-P-Pubes caught in my hairy ass
T-P-pubes by kevin oneill January 15, 2006

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”
you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”
and organization in bloomington illinios, im a part of this, this stands 4 Tiolet and Park Patrol, we go to a park and terrorize it, its pretty fun
"holy crap!!! here comes the T.P.P!!!!" says some little kid taking a crap in the porto-potie, so here comes the T.P.P., theyre looking 4 something fun to do, they find it!!!!! they go and tip the porto-potie
T.P.P. by HyperLoserLTJ182 June 1, 2003
TPP: Trump supporters are, “Trump Psychotic Patients”. Suffering from severe psychosis: losing touch with reality, delusional, hallucinations and need help.

*It really is very unfortunate our country has become so divided. I know Psychosis is a real thing and I’m not trying to tease anyone who actually suffers from it. .

*Trump supporters are still, “TPP” and he feeds them B.S. Too bad...
Being defined as: Trump Psychotic Patients
Otherwise known as, “T.P.P.”
-suffering from severe psychosis, losing touch with reality, delusional, hallucinations and need help
-T.P.P affects people who support Trump. Their mental state is clouded and not functioning properly. They need help.

Opposite of , “TDS”, Trump Derangement Syndrome.

TPP, are people that agree with a narcissistic, bully, egotistical, non-caring and racist president. Under the syndrome of, “TPP”. Trump Psychotic Patients.
T.P.P. by You like that 16 November 5, 2020

T.P.O.P. 

Two pounds of pussy-TPOP
Did you see Ally`s monkey in her spandex workout pants?
Yeah, you know shes got T.P.O.P.
T.P.O.P. by BigDaddy618 April 22, 2010
P.T.P. --->>> Park Terrace Projects
AYEE MANG YOU HERD ABOUT P.T.P.
YEA PARTNA THAT BLOCK GET IT IN MANG
P.T.P. by THAT 5 STAR GENERAL February 16, 2009
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