toyota corolla
toyota corolla by tripleOG December 13, 2006
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Toyota corolla
Beautiful sedan, preferably the 07 run with all matted blue, great compact car next to a Honda
Take care of one if ever you end up with one
For the toyota corolla is reliable asF!!!!!
Take care of one if ever you end up with one
For the toyota corolla is reliable asF!!!!!
Toyota corolla is forever a reliable car
Best car for someone looking for basic cheap transportation yet classy
Best car for someone looking for basic cheap transportation yet classy
Toyota corolla by Officiated September 1, 2022
Toyota Corolla
Son : this Toyota Corolla car sound nice !
Dad : Don't worry son, Ya gonna love it, it has been in our family for 20 years and still running.
Son : Christ almighty.
Dad : Don't worry son, Ya gonna love it, it has been in our family for 20 years and still running.
Son : Christ almighty.
Toyota Corolla by the one who spout the truth September 8, 2022
toyota corolla
Originally a car based as a mini-version of a Mustang, then the KE70 gave us some sideways action, then it went front-wheel-drive and got ugly from there.
The highest selling car in the world, and automatically the blandest car in the world. Driven by non-savvy college students and accountants. What car offers the least amount of personality? A white Corolla.
Reliable as buggery, so they still litter our roads.
The highest selling car in the world, and automatically the blandest car in the world. Driven by non-savvy college students and accountants. What car offers the least amount of personality? A white Corolla.
Reliable as buggery, so they still litter our roads.
College student 1: Damn, my parents bought me a gold Toyota Corolla for college.
College student 2: Gee that sucks what a boring car.
College student 1: Yeh...
*awkward silence*
College student 1: Beer?
College student 2: Sure.
College student 2: Gee that sucks what a boring car.
College student 1: Yeh...
*awkward silence*
College student 1: Beer?
College student 2: Sure.
toyota corolla by Poida May 29, 2007
Toyota Corolla
A typical white hatchback, a range pubed early twenties egg shaped headed male drives to milk the cows.
Toyota Corolla by Benshairynippless January 14, 2023
Toyota Corolla
The Toyota Corolla is not the best car you could have, but it is a good car and you could do worse than getting one if you are in the market for a car or need a rental car.
Toyota Corolla by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2023
1999 Toyota Corolla
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
1999 Toyota Corolla by Exterminator (not really) October 17, 2019