Town Drunk

the life of the party who also happens to fuck up alot of shit at the party

Town Drunk usually has a good time until he/she knocks a vase over

by weesnawpuba November 6, 2014

Town Drunk

White collared individuals who frequently attend happy hours, socialize with friends and get drunk during the week while never missing a day of work. Town drunks can often be seen doing the Irish Commute home from happy hour.

Karen our friends in the city are a bunch of town drunks, they are at happy hour again!

by Family McPot April 3, 2008

town drunk

The man or woman most known in your particular municipality for drinking. Normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).

The hobo with a bottle in his hand in your public square right now!

by Lefty May 4, 2005