town drunk

The man or woman most known in your particular municipality for drinking. Normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).

The hobo with a bottle in his hand in your public square right now!

town drunk by Lefty May 4, 2005

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Town Drunk

the life of the party who also happens to fuck up alot of shit at the party

Town Drunk usually has a good time until he/she knocks a vase over

Town Drunk by weesnawpuba November 6, 2014

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Town Drunk

White collared individuals who frequently attend happy hours, socialize with friends and get drunk during the week while never missing a day of work. Town drunks can often be seen doing the Irish Commute home from happy hour.

Karen our friends in the city are a bunch of town drunks, they are at happy hour again!

Town Drunk by Family McPot April 3, 2008

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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