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Tourney, and Old English term referring to any sort of tournament or contest. It is still used today amongst certain people.
"Dude, there's an archery tourney on Saturday...wanna go?"

"Biff won the chess tourney."

"Mitch has entered the boxing tourney with high prospects of winning."
tourney by SnottyIrishman August 30, 2005
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Tourney is short for tournament. A tourney is a competitive sporting event.
My friends would like to go to that Table Tennis tourney.
tourney by JoeG314 February 15, 2018

tourney 

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A lazy / snobbish / poncy / unresearched way of writing the word tournament.

Tourney comes from 18th century Victorian romanticised idea of knights in shining armour. Prior to this it was rarely used in English, being a French word from the 14th century that itself was based on Latin and English. Instead of tourney, the English prior to Victorian airy fairy knights who lacked blood, guts, and gore, quite sensibly used the word "tournament".
"Oh priv thee syre! Shall we enter the tourney?" he said to the knight; "What you chattin' about boy? Are you some kind of snotling? I am a knight. I shall enter tournaments and risk my life for little reward."
tourney by GeorgeRRLame'in July 18, 2017

tourney 

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-anything having to do with or related to a poker tournament.
-tournament for short
- anything that is good
"Dude who wants to get a tourney goin?"
"Hey man, did you hear Joe just got his license?" "Tourney!"
tourney by theskip May 13, 2005

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you still on for the golf tourney tomorrow? i heard we're against hole in one harold
tourney by vriskagamblingaddiction February 23, 2026

Tourney Team 

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Some gay people in a group chat on Discord that share gay videos with each other
Are you sure he's "Tourney Team" material?

Nah mate he isn't.
Tourney Team by danade September 21, 2021

fart tourney 

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tourament of eldery females held like cattle in a corner for not more than 3 seconds while elderly men try to pass gas. the winner is the women who holds her breath without dying
uncle gillis said aunt martha won another fart tourney, she held her breath for six seconds
fart tourney by bobber astyrwhole September 21, 2013
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