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Tough cunt 

I'd never try pull the piss outa John. He full tough cunt n don't take shit from anyone.
Tough cunt by Ethyl methyl June 13, 2016
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tough cunt 

A very tough bloke.
Mike is an absolute tough cunt!
tough cunt by TeamVoxlition June 5, 2016

Terry Tough Cunt 

Australian slang, someone who picks fights but couldn't punch their way out of a wet paper bag.
Look out it's a Terry tough cunt(sarcastically). Or just lookout it's a Terry.

Touch of the cunt 

1. When you inexplicably flip out on someone for no reason.
2. Having a severe reaction to a minor injustice.
I can't believe your girl started screaming at us for no reason. She must have caught a touch of the cunt.
Touch of the cunt by BMFSF91122 October 5, 2013

Out Of Touch Cunts 

The only sensible way to describe the colossally oblivious staff at Urban Dictionary, who wouldn't be able to spot culturally relevant humour if it was fashioned into a .50 caliber machine gun round and fired into their gormless, fuckwitted faces.
You are Out Of Touch Cunts.
Out Of Touch Cunts is what you are.
Tourist: "Excusez moi, I was 'oping to locate some utterly clueless fuckwits to mock. I am a long way from 'ome and 'ave no idea where to look."
Helpful person: "Sadly, you aren't actually in America, so the number of utterly clueless fuckwits is going to be quite low. What you need to do is visit the on-line Urban Dictionary. The people that run that thing are such brainless shit-cunts that I'd be surprised if they weren't ALL American! Hahahaha!"
Tourist: "Hahahahahaha! They must be real Out Of Touch Cunts, nes pas?"
Helpful person: " Yes! They really are! Utter fucking wankstains, the lot of them! Allegedly!"
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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