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Tough Turtle Times

A rare illness found in turtles caused by Evil Tung Tung Tung Sahur also known as Evil Triple T for short.
That turtle seems to have been going through Tough Turtle Times.

turtle trough 

the inside of a woman's solarplexes sometimes known to keep small demons which are released when the women has intercourse with a turtle
I saw her demons come out of her turtle trough when she had sex with that turtle.

Turtle Touch 

When one man rub his crotch on another man's crotch, usually but not always through the pants.

This is usually done in a humorous manner but can also, in some circles, replace or enhance a pick-up line.
Ben just went and Turtle Touched Tyler in front of his girlfriend.
Turtle Touch by Muskrat Mark April 18, 2010

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026