touch yourself
touch yourself by puddingking April 12, 2004
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Touch Yourself
1.) The act of pleasuring oneself, aka solo masturbation; can be performed by either male or female.
2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback
2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback
Alex: Yeah well you're just big fat ho anyway!
Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!
John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that
Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!
John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that
Touch Yourself by la luchadore October 30, 2010
Cause you touch yourself at night...
Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'
"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
Cause you touch yourself at night... by Mr. Frank the Urbanite February 21, 2009
because you touch yourself at night
because you touch yourself at night by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003
Because you touch yourself at night!
Because you touch yourself at night! by AndyAML July 30, 2003
Because you touch yourself at night
The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!
Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!
Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
Because you touch yourself at night by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006
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